General MIDI
Dermot «Hammer, what’s the situation?»
Hammer «Sorry bro, this area is out of service.  The mechanism is offline.»
Dermot «Don’t tell me—»
Hammer «‘Fraid so, bro.  Someone tried to access this area without -JavaScript-.  Either they didn’t have the capability, or it was disabled.»
Dermot «Well, that’s alright.  The mechanism is a luxury, anyway.  The individual data records can still be accessed the old-fashioned way.»